• Hitler Shitting Grumpy Cat Out Of His Ass. Grumpy Cat Is Sucking A Miniature Hitler’s Dick. The Mini Hitler Has Diarrhea. The Big Hitler Also Has Diarrhea. And Also So Does Grumpy Cat.
• Grumpy Cat Is Doing The Troll Face Too But You Can Still Tell It’s Grumpy Cat. The Diarrhea Has Corn In It.
Well I mean-
• Big Hitler’s Penis Is Flapping Around (It Has Those Little Motion Lines). It’s Squirting Out Piss Everywhere And A Bunch Of Kids Are Drinking It. Mini Hitler Is Giving The Thumbs-Up.
We’ll uh… we’ll get back to you.
when my girlfriend plays animal crossing on her character and messes up paths this is what happens when she gives me back my 3ds
"hold on mako" drake whispers. "we’re going home". he activates her escape pod and starts the jaeger’s self destruct sequence
yes karen i will watch the roomba cat video you sent me right after i finish figuring out the original ending to neon genesis evangelion. its insulting that we are considered co-workers
i string the rope around my neck and kick the chair out from under me. i struggle involuntarily as i slowly die. i wake up in AVALANCHE’s hideout in midgar. tifa lockhart is standing above me. “wake up, cloud! we’ve got to start the mission!” i smile. she’s right. we’ve got to start the mission
yes. yes you do
stoned-teenager asked: Do you think that game was programmed to not allow people to say 9/11 fake?
more mcdonalds qr codes
WAIT FUCK I WON THE XBOX ONE BUT ITS REGISTERED UNDER ‘KNUTTSACH JONES’ IM A FUCKING IDIOT
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
- How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:*Man walks into a store and finds employee*Man:Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!... ...
next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo,...