im a bad boy. im so bad at very many things
greathaircut asked: i didnt think spit takes were real until this very moment
time for me and my shiny charmander to educate people in the arena
no content tonight. we’re sad
nurse joy. NUrse joy. i mean ジョーイさん. u wished me happy bday. it was 3 pm on a friday. noone at work said anything. mom and dad called the night before to say it. but on the day. nurse joy. ジョーイさん. u said it. i stuck around after even tho my pokemon were at full health. i healed them again and again just to hear u say it. tomorrow will go back to the way it was before. but ill remeber. til next year. ジョーイさん
WAIT FUCK I WON THE XBOX ONE BUT ITS REGISTERED UNDER ‘KNUTTSACH JONES’ IM A FUCKING IDIOT
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
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next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo,...